if they catch you we are not there sha…

But if you must, these are some reasons why you should consider cheating on your partner…

Common knowledge:

Infidelity in Lagos relationships? RAMPANT. A Durex survey once claimed that 62% of Nigerian men and 45% of Nigerian women admit to cheating. Statistically, your partner is probably not as faithful as you think. So…

Test your game:

A footballer doesn’t just play home games; they go away to challenge themselves. Imagine living life in your comfort zone — you’d never know how good you really are. So, why not test your game?

new skills:

Just like number 3, you can’t grow in your comfort zone. Trying something new might spice up your relationship in ways you never expected. And if you ever feel guilty, just imagine them asking, “baby, where did you learn this?” and smile. You can even learn how to play fifa so you can play with your man.

Backup:

How many times in life does plan A workout?

Revenge:

They took the last slice of pizza? They watched your favorite show without you? How do you get even?

Regret:

There’s a famous saying that goes, “On your deathbed, you regret all the things you didn’t do.” Nobody wants to be 80 years old, sitting in a rocking chair, thinking about Sade who gave them greenlight that they didn’t take.

If you’ve gotten to this point, thank you🙇