Remember growing up and waiting restlessly for adulthood so you could get your first car, a convertible, and blast music with your guys?
Well, if your delulu has become trululu, then congratulations.
For the rest of you…
Here are some people you are bound to meet in the bus;
1) Loud Callers
Okay, tell me why you are shouting and disturbing our peace.
These people are some of the most annoying people you find on the bus. They usually have no filter and zero shame, because why are you settling your family dispute in public????
2) The Preachers:
sigh. You just know they did not graduate from theological school.
They will talk from Ikorodu to Sango Ota, condemning and judging everything everyone does: “wearing jeans is a sin; don’t wear earrings and lashes, etc.”
3) The troublemakers:
These ones, ehn?
You just know they had issues at home; they did not settle before coming out.
That is why they are always fighting with everyone-the conductor, their fellow passengers, and the driver.
Their favourite line is, “Do you know who I am?” Is it because I decided to take public transport? Is that why you think we are mates?
Boya You should get the F because nobody cares about who you are.
4) The Gba:
Roll-ons and anti-perspirants have increased in price (slightly) but that does not permit an adult to smell anyhow.
If you are in this group, help us use those things.
5) Foodies:
Rice inside nylon, bread, boiled eggs, Gala and Lacasera, and plantain chips, for just a 45-minute journey???”
These people are not even real; after, they will go home and tell people that they have not eaten all day.
6) Sleepy Heads:
Because why are you putting your head on somebody’s shoulder? Does it look like foam?
Until somebody decks your jaw, please fix up if you are on this table.
7) Google Maps:
Small traffic, they are already telling the driver to “pass this street to burst out at that street.”
Boya you should collect steering now, Mr. Google.
8) The JJC’s:
Maybe it’s there first time travelling, and every now and then they’ll be asking, Where are we?
