We’re in the last month of 2024, and we can barely feel the celebration in the air.
Economy choke, purses are almost empty, and nothing feels as it used to, but amid our reality, we must still find a way to have some fun; Detty December.
So, here are ways to secure the bag before the year runs out, so you can oblee this December.
1. Betting:
This one is risky; it can either bring you closer to Detty December or take you farther from it.
So when you hear, “My guy, this game sure die,” Gather your small change and stake carefully to prevent regret
2. Loan:
Enter that bank app, and collect that loan. Choose a payment plan that would be easy for you; the interest might be much, but you self no small.
If you need motivation, remember YOLO!!!!
It’s better to be in debt than to miss your fave show this December.
3. Sell your properties:
You’ll tell me why you are sleeping on the bed, owning sneakers, or having a PS5 when your Detty December is not sure.
Just take good pictures of this item(s) and put them up for sale. “My guy that is about to relocate abroad wants to sell this,” nobody will even know it’s you.
4. Use your school fees/house rent:
Imagine paying your school fees or house rent instead of doing Ozeba. Okay na.
5. Bill your guys:
This is one of the oldest and surest updates. With the current exchange rate, if you have someone abroad who can show you love, your December might be made.
6. Respond to that DM:
This one is going to be easier for the girlies.
We know there’s always that man who doesn’t let you rest all year. He replies to every post you make with “darling,” “sweet girl,” or something else; that person is your plug.
This is your time to reply, give him small attention, and “Bill am wetin no good.”
At the end of the day, after getting funds through these tested and trusted ways listed above, remember to enjoy yourself responsibly, avoid anything police, and flex responsibly.
If our suggestions fail (skill issues), stay home, “chop rice,” and watch social media stories of other people flexing. Detty December no dey run, next year go come.
