“I’ll never drink again, I swear!”
— Someone who is going to drink after recovering from their current hangover.
The concept of alcohol is quite perplexing. “I’m going to drink something that doesn’t taste good so I can feel good for a little while… only to feel worse later,” as Wale puts it.
Many of us have had moments where we drank a little too much, leading to unpleasant memories.
In this article, we share confessions from Nigerians about Bullet.
(1) LOOSE STEEZE:
After two cans of Black Bullet, the next thing I knew, I picked up my phone and called my recent ex-boyfriend, begging him to come back. I was crying as my emotions were everywhere.
I don’t even know how I got home, but once I did, I threw up and woke up with the craziest hangover.
(2) BEGIN FOOLING:
Nothing serious happened; I just spent like 5 minutes trying to turn on a tap.
(3) Embracing Polygamy:
I recently woke up to find that I had messaged like three babes, complimenting their eye makeup and telling them they looked very pretty. I might have also created a group chat for this purpose.
(4) Fighting your Opp:
“as a hard guy, I always believed I could handle any alcohol until I met Bullet.
After drinking a couple of cans, I started acting out and doing all sorts of things.
I heard that I fought a tree and lost.”
(5) Giveaway:
I don’t remember much, but I was told I gave our dog my glasses. I guess I thought he needed them more than me.
Luckily, he didn’t break them, and they fit him pretty well.
(6) Sexual Prowess:
For me, it was my first experience with alcohol and heightened libido, and it was really intense. The whole experience was crazy!
(7) Kongil:
The story is summarised with that meme.
