Parties are an inevitable part of life. We’ve all attended one at some point, except maybe that one person who just popped into your mind—or perhaps even yourself!
Whether you’ve partied or not, you’re bound to run into these characters:
1) iPhone Charger Thief:
Tired of buying new fake iPhone chargers every time?
Just by attending five house parties in a month, you can find enough original iPhone chargers to open an accessory shop in Computer Village.
2) Quagmire:
These sets of people just see house parties as an opportunity to fulfil all their sexual fantasies.
Small “Truth or Dare,” they are already telling you to remove 47 things from your body.
3) Tariq St. Patrick:
Yeah, what’s a houseparty without that guy moving around selling something to get you high.
4) Penelope and Colin:
Just like Penelope and Colin, who wasted no time tearing off their clothes, these partygoers don’t hesitate once they find someone they’re attracted to. They quickly find a spare room or a bathroom and get straight to business.
5) YouTuber :
There is always that person going around, using their phone as a mic, asking random people random stuff.
6)The Introvert/Observer:
These folks are probably the polar opposite of the life-of-the-party types. They rarely talk and spend most of their time at parties quietly observing. You might catch them humming along to the music or sitting back, casting judgmental glances at the girl dancing provocatively with the guy everyone’s eyeing.
Interestingly, the introvert tends to be the most vocal after the party. In their post-party stories, they might even pretend they were the ones doing all the dancing—yes, even the dirty dancing.
7) The Alcoholic:
He drinks like he just discovered alcohol cures cancer. There’s always that one guy who dominates every drinking game, from beer pong to shots, and inevitably wakes up the next morning in a place he can’t remember getting to (without his iPhone charger).
