Dearest gentle salary earner, it has come to my attention that your much-anticipated alert has finally arrived.
Yes, indeed, the reward for your tireless efforts over the past thirty days. You have toiled diligently, and now, as we reach the final day of a new month, it is time to indulge yourself. Step out, get something delightful, and revel in a bit of well-deserved extravagance.
In this article, we shall explore the different personalities that emerge upon receipt of one’s salary and how they delightfully manifest in their actions.
1) GBESE SETTLERS:
To be honest, what we are living in this country is not life.
Because, tell me how a month’s salary lasts only one or two weeks???
This means a significant number of people borrow before the month ends, just to meet up.
To ensure a good credit record, the first step sensible debtors take is to repay their debt when their salary is paid.
2) TITLE:
For the religious ones, this is the next step to take.
They bring out 10% of their salary for tithe.
3) SATISFY CRAVINGS:
Omo, after all the shege you’ve been through, especially in a 31 day month, that has seen people sing two anthems.
The best thing is to satisfy your cravings. FLEXXXXXXX!!!!!
Spoil yourself, visit that spa, see that movie, and eat that junk.
Just spoil yourself. I mean, what is the point of all the hard work if you can not enjoy it?
4) SAVE:
Even if you will still end up withdrawing your savings after three days, just save.
5) BLACK TAX:
you no go chop billing keh?
This is the time to fulfil some of those promises you made to family and friends.
6) SPOLING YOUR WOMAN:
This one is for all those relationship people. I can’t relate, but all of you would be okay.
7) INVEST:
These ones, ehn, the delulu is plenty in their body.
Instead of keeping the small salary they are earning, their body will be doing them to double/triple it because of the thrill that comes with risk and the promise of reward.
More often than not, we know how it ends.
If you’ve gotten to this point, you’ve done well.
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